Monday, March 24, 2008

When Pigs Fly

For years I've had nothing to say when Mama Piggy commented on my weight or told me I needed to lose some. So I finally decided that I'll have a comeback ready for the next time. Well, the next time was this past weekend when I was at her house.

Mama Piggy: You've gained some weight!

Fat Girl: You've gained more than I have!

Mama Piggy: I'm a 60 year old woman. I'm not the one who needs to look cute and look for a husband.

Damn! She out-comebacked my comeback!

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