A few years ago Achoo!'s employees were situated in a much prettier city of California. A few steps outside our office doors were retail stores and restaurants galore. I miss that.
Anyway, one morning I step out to go to the diner around the corner and down the street. What did I order? Come on, you know it's gotta be eggs benedict! As I'm crossing the street a jogger sidles up next to me.
Chubby Chaser: Ahnyeonghaesaeyo!
Fat Girl: I'm not Korean.
Chubby Chaser: Konichiwa!
Fat Girl: I'm not Japanese.
Chubby Chaser: Ni hao! (Mandarin Chinese)
Fat Girl: I'm fine, thank you.
Chubby Chaser: (Pulling out a business card, seemingly from out of nowhere) Here's my number, call me.
Fat Girl: (Reluctantly taking business card) Oh...o...k...
Chubby Chaser: You're not gonna call me, are you?
Fat Girl: Nope.
Chubby Chaser: Can I have my card back?
That Chubby Chaser was many things. The three things that stood out most:
1. Jackass
2. Cheap
3. Keeping me from my breakfast!
3 comments:
Fat Girl Inside,
When are you going to learn that you get creepy cheap to first buy you eggs benedict, then give his card back?
you know i have many lessons not learned, olga! i'll try to remember next time.
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